LES RIPOUX (parodie de Brel pour F Fillon)

 LES RIPOUX

       Parodie des Bourgeois de Brel en l’honneur de

     François Fillon

https://youtu.be/sjVXvkz0FN0

 

  LE CŒUR BIEN AU CHAUD, LES MAINS EN PRIERE

BIEN ASSIS ENTRE JESUS ET SAINT-PIERRE

JE RECITE DES PSAUMES,ET  LIT MON BREVIAIRE

C’EST TOUTE  MA PIETE ET J’EN SUIS TRES  FIER

JESUS PARLAIT DE REDEMPTION

ET SAINT PIERRE DE PENITENCE

ET MOI LE PECHEUR TARTUFFION

JE LEUR PARLAIT DE REPENTANCE

 

ET QUAND ON VOYAIT PASSER LES VOLEURS

QUI SORTAIENT DE L’HÔTEL DES TROIS BRIGANTS

ON LEVAIT NOS CROIX ET MÊME NOS BREVIAIRES

EN LEUR CHANTANT

 

LES RIPOUX, C’EST TOUS DES VOYOUX

CA NE PENSE QU’AU FRIC ET MÊME AUX PEPETTES

LES RIPOUX C’EST COMME DES VOYOUX

ET CHEZ LUCIFER ILS IRONT AU TROU

 

ENVOYANT CHAQUE JOUR UN TWEET A SAINT-PIERRE

JE SUIS A SOLESME UN VRAI PENITENT

J’Y VAIS CHAQUE JOUR Y FAIRE UNE PRIERE

J’ASSISTE A LA MESSE EN CHANTANT

LE BON PERE VIENT LOUER LA PIETE

DE PENELOPE MON EPOUSE

SATAN PEUT TOUJOURS NOUS TENTER

NOUS LUI DIRONS GARDE TON FLOUZE

 

 

 

 

 

 ET VOIS –JE A L’EGLISE  DES GENS MALHONNETES

AVEC  UN FACIES DE PILLEURS DE TRONCS

QUE JE LEUR DIS ALORS DE: DONNER A LA QUÊTE

POUR  LEUR PARDON

 

 

 

LES RIPOUX, C’EST TOUS DES VOYOUX

CA NE PENSE QU’AU FRIC ET MÊME AUX PEPETTES

LES RIPOUX C’EST COMME DES VOYOUX

ET CHEZ LUCIFER ILS IRONT AU TROU

 

 

 

L’AIR UN PEU ESCROC

FACE AU COMMISSAIRE

AVEC CAHUZAC ET L’DUC DE BORDEAUX

PRIS LA MAIN DANS LE SAC

A LA FIN DE LA MESSE

JE  M’EN VAIS PASSER A CONFESSE

CAHUZAC  JURE LES YEUX DANS LES YEUX

TANDIS QU’ PEAUDEFESSES PASSE AUX AVEUX

ET MOI QUI AI DES PENSEES INTERLOPES

BEN MOI JE PARLE DE PENELOPE

 

ET C’EST EN QUITTANT CE LIEU, DIABOLIQUE

SOUS L’ŒIL AMUSE  D’UNE DIZAINE DE FLICS

QUE J’AI VU SORTANT D’L’HOTEL  DU CANARD

JESUS ET SAINT PIERRE ENTONNANT HILARE

 

 

LES RIPOUX, C’EST COMME LES FILOUS

CA NE PENSE QU’AU FRIC ET MÊME AUX PEPETTES

LES RIPOUX C’EST COMME LES VOYOUX

POUR VOTRE SANTE METTEZ LES AU TROU

 

 https://youtu.be/sjVXvkz0FN0

 

 

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