LE MACRON DE CARABAS

                 

LE MACRON DE CARABAS

 

D'apres la Marquise de Brivilliers de MP BELLE

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J’AIMAIS TELLEMENT LES COSTUMES

QUE J’EN AVAIT DES MILLE ET CENTS

COÛTANT CHACUN UNE FORTUNE

PAS A LA PORTEE DES MANANTS

SARKOZY N’EUT PAS LA LARGESSE

DE ME FAIRE UN JOUR PRESIDENT

FLAMBY EU L’INDELICATESSE

DE ME LAISSER SURINTENDANT

 

L’IDEE DE L’ELYSEE ME VINT

JE VALAIS MIEUX QUE CES CRETINS

 

J’AIME VOIR MON CARROSSE DANS LA PRAIRIE

TIRE PAR DES CHEVAUX RUTILANTS

ET TROUVE LES LIVREES SI JOLIES

CELLES  PORTEES PAR MES COURTISANS

 

POURSUIVANT MES BUTS FEERIQUES

J’HARRANGUAIS LA FOULE DES MANANTS

LES BANDES D’ILLETTREES ET DE BIQUES

ET JE PARLAIS MÊME AUX SANS-DENTS

 

MES CHERS LAQUAIENT BOTTAIENT LES FESSES

DES RECALCITRANTS MAL PEIGNES

MON CHAT BOTTE METTAIT EN LIESSE

TOUTE CETTE BANDE DE VA-NU PIEDS

 

LA CERTITUDE MONTAIT EN MOI

QUE JE SERAIS BIENTÖT LE ROI

 

MIEUX VAUT ËTRE FAUCHON QUE FAUCHE

ET UN CROCODILE QU’UN SANS-DENTS

CEUX LA DEVRAIENT SE METTRE UN DENTIER

SINON LEURSOURIRE EST DEGOUTANT

 

 

ET C’EST AU SOMMET DE MA GLOIRE

QUE L’ON TENTE DE ME LYNCHER

QUE L’ON GALVAUDE MON HISTOIRE

QUE L’ON ME CHARGE DE PECHES

 

JE NE COMPRENDS PAS CES INGRATS

MOI LE MACRON DE CARABAS

MOI DONT LE PEUPLE TOUT ENTIER

SE DEVAIT DE LECHER MES PIEDS

 

VOILA ET CELA C’EST LE RESTE

QUE L’ON VEUT M’OFFRIR UNE VESTE

 

 

MON CARROSSE POURRIT DANS LA PRAIRIE

TANDIS QUE LA FOULE DES MANANTS

VEUT URINER SUR MES BEAUX HABITS

C’EST BIEN VRAI QUE LES GUEUX SONT MECHANTS

 

 

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