ELIE ARIE CHASSE DE L'ENFER

ELIE ARIE VIRE PAR LUCIFER

Quand bien même nous le prédisaient les oracles

Ce n’est pas tous les jours que survient un miracle

On le croyait à tort bien mort et enterré

Et voilà qu’Arié vient de ressusciter

Chacun de nous avait pourtant lu son faire-part

Urbi et même orbi annonçant son départ

Mais tel Fénix le chat qui renait de ses cendres

Elie Baba , toujours , sait comment nous surprendre

Vous devez le savoir et le dire alentour

Le bouffon de Marianne a signé son retour

Vous entendrez hennir ce féroce gaga

Qui viendra déverser chaque heure son blablabla

Aux lecteurs que vous êtes on doit la vérité

Arié du paradis a été congédié

Il n’était pas si tôt arrivé chez Saint Pierre

Que déjà il avait mis les anges en colère

Excédés qu’ils étaient de voir notre crétin

Distribuer à chacun des bons et mauvais points

Voyant cela le pauvre Saint Pierre croit bon

De siffler vite la fin de la récréation

De confier notre Elie aux soins de Lucifer

Par colis chronopost il l’envoie en enfer

Mais la livraison faite l’accalmie est bien brêve

Car voilà que les diables menacent de faire grêve

Si l’infâme trublion n’est pas sans plus tarder

Vers le Diable Vauvert aussitôt renvoyé

Saint Pierre de sa barbe s’arrache tous les poils

Il interroge Google et les sages de la toile

Il consulte Attila, Staline, Caligula

De plus méchants encore et même Dracula

Attila en convient où Arié met un pas

L’herbe meurt et ensuite elle ne repousse pas

Saint Pierre se ravise : apres tout ce gros âne

N’est jamais qu’un cadeau des lecteurs de Marianne

Au surplus mécréants ! il faut leur renvoyer

Voilà donc la raison de ce retour d’Arié

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